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      • Bar Bill
        01/31/08
        A man walks into a bar and has a few beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $12.00.

        "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.

        "Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid, you paid."

        The man then goe

      • Good Samaritan
        01/29/08
        A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

        The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least t

      • Liver and Cheese
        01/29/08
        The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

        So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies

      • Wrong Person
        01/27/08
        A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him hard.

        He immediately apologises and explaines, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
      • Losing Family
        01/27/08
        A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

        "My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and left me $50,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me $100

      • Number 12
        01/27/08
        A number 12 walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

        "Sorry I can't serve you," says the barman.

        "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

        "You're under 21," replies the barman.

      • Singing Frog
        01/27/08
        A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretch