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      • One Last Bet
        03/20/08
        A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar. The bar owner walks up to him and asks if he would like a drink.

        He orders a b

      • Got Any Grapes
        03/12/08
        There was this duck that walked into a bar and sat down in a stool and the bartender said, "Can I help you?"

        The duck said, "Have got any grapes?"

        The bartender said, "NO! This is a bar and we don't sell grapes."

        The duck walked

      • Worst day of my life
        03/06/08
        There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

        The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I

      • Staten Island Ferry
        03/03/08
        John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain.

        When he g

      • Short Guy
        03/01/08
        A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his

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