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      • Embarrassing
        04/24/08
        A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping.

        "I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I

      • First Aid
        04/19/08
        A guy decides to take off work early from work and go drinking. He stays in the bar until it closes at 2 in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk.

        When he gets back to his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone up, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stair

      • Too Much To Drink
        04/04/08
        A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

        The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served ad

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